Talk Like a Pirate Day, today be.
Rise to the occasion, we must.
To the fullest in the pirate spirit celebrate this holiday portentous.
Talk Like Yoda Day is May 21st !!!
"What's the problem with the way a pirate speaks? - Arrrrticulation!"
Arr, me hearty, whar be th' bountiful festivities upon the glorious isle of St Croix then? Shiver me timbers, the gentlemen of fortune need to be knowin' whar be the grog found to raise a mug or three t' honour Cap'n Slappy & Ol' Chumbucket on this momentous day and make merry.
Faire winds, me bucko!